Hula Hoop and Dirty Statue Photos

My last European adventure gave me a lot of things like culture and sophistication. But mainly it yielded some fantastic photos of me hula hooping, and doing dirty things to statues. So below you can experience a ridiculous Miloventure.

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Purple Hair! For when regular hair just won’t do.

 

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The infamous stone penis that almost crushed my hand. This penis is motorized (IT MOVES) and shoots water into the fountain.

 

 

 

 

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Because some days you need to motorboat a statue’s boobs.

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Hooping by the fireside in Italy is the thing to do.

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I would explain, but there is no explanation. I’m just an ass sometimes.

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I love me some hula hoops!

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Why does this statue exist? And why do I have the need to spank it?

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A girls got to play with fire sometime. But in London they have monthly fire spins on the beach of the Thames!

The creepiest statue I cannot find a picture of. In Prague outside the Children’s Toy Museum there is a statue of a young naked boy, and you are supposed to rub his penis for good luck. That’s honestly creepier then anything I come up with.

Soon I will have new photos and videos of me around the world. I will be posting many hooping videos as well as I start to create my “Milo Hoops Around The World” video. So stay tuned!

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